The train pulled away. Myers walked the length of the platform.
He took a cab to Gray’s neighborhood, lines of identical houses in rows, different from each other only in superficial ways—the size of the chimney or placement of the porch—or in meeker assertions, a mailbox that looked like a reindeer, a soggy doll fastened to a swing. Evidence of thoughtless, pleasureless lives.
The taxi pulled up to Gray’s house. It was set back from the street and it sunk into the coming darkness. Shut blinds, an empty driveway, an unmowed lawn. The cabman put the car in park, swiped the meter. Myers stayed where he was.
They don’t just spill onto the sidewalk, my friend, the cabman said. You go up and ring the bell. Ding dong.
Myers got out and ran up. It was raining here too and water went down his face. He rang and waited. No one came to the door. He flipped the mailbox. A full run of mail, side-stacked, stuffed. He rang again. He opened the screen and knocked. An ineffectual thud on solid wood. The house was the muted color of a people dominated by the landscape, people who just want to get something down that won’t blow away. He knocked again, rapped on the diamond window. Through it, dark shapes, stillness. So Gray wasn’t home yet. Okay. He grasped the doorknob, turned it (why not? the fucker), shook it. It was locked. He looked at his watch. Now what.
Under his feet the word welcome had its say.
He ran back to the taxi.
Where’d you come in from? asked the cabman, turning the meter back on, putting the car in park. Myers told him (wearily) and the cabman said he’d been there, damn fine locale, a bit busy, you know what, they put their garbage on the sidewalks and there’s traffic, crime, parking’s impossible, but nice spot. Then the cabman told him where he, the cabman, was from and also told him where his parents were from and where their parents were from and his wife’s parents too, both sides and the sides before that. Then he went on to tell him about his daughter—age, eye color, favorite book this week, favorite book last week—then about his wife and the wife before this one, which one was better, in what ways. Then about the circles he drove in each day and what changes he noticed in them, in the cement and the paint and the people, the spread of Syracuse, the flat of it, all this and more, and how long did Myers want to wait?
Hi Gray, he was going to say. Thought I’d just drop in, see what you had going on here. Check in on the nearby alumni, sort of knock around. I see the kitchen could use a coat of paint. Maybe some new cabinets. Somebody should take apart that foosball table. How about if I give you a hand? Whatever’s needed, whatever minor chore stands undone. Here, why don’t you get up on this ladder, Gray, check the gutter—careful! Oh, oops. Hand me that hammer, would you? That saw? That power drill? Lean over this way a little. I can’t seem to get your eye from this angle.
Small satisfactions awaited him on the other side of these moments.
Was Gray a fix-it man? Did he own a foosball table? A ladder?
When Myers thought about it, he didn’t know anything about the guy.
Outside, twig trees, half-empty, dim in last daylight, the day moving to night. A scratch of naked bushes. Inside, the cabman talked on and on, now about a radio he’d bought, now a trapeze artist he’d known, the three-finger waltz he’d learned from his ma, a knife he’d found on the backseat one day, not sharp enough to hurt anyone, a carving knife, like for clay, you understand, for reducing the size of sculptures, for making objects smaller, slowly.
Guy’s not coming, he got around to saying at last.
He’ll be here.
I can see that.
He had to be around here somewhere. He still had his usual teaching schedule, four four, comp, business writing, a mild commute. Last time Myers had called (and hung up), Gray had still answered in his despondent voice at both phones—home and office—and there was no sign of anyone picking up and taking off midsemester. That much Myers felt certain of.
What’s that you say? You don’t know what this is about? Maybe a little drill in the earhole will jog your memory. Maybe a little claw of the old clawhammer to the knee. Maybe some takeout, as in, let’s take this outside. As in, let’s take your fingers outside, one by one, toss them out the window. Then let’s see what you know and don’t.
Small satisfactions and, who knows, maybe big ones too.
An hour was going by and then had gone by and another was beginning. Around them, Syracuse citizens were dragging themselves home from another day on the make. One got into a sport-utility vehicle two driveways down, his swollen body stuffed inside a coat and slouched under an umbrella. Myers himself was plumped under his own layers of cloth and plastic-based materials.
So what shot you off to Syracuse? the cabman was saying now.
Oh, the usual—vacation, fleeing the cubicle, you know, Myers said.
Odd spot for a holiday.
Friend of the wife.
I don’t see a wife anywhere.
She’s coming later.
The cabman seemed to have chatted himself out. Seemed ready for an explanation from the backseat, by God. He glanced back at Myers. The cabman, fore-armed, seamannish, ex-army. Myers was beginning to despise him.
How much longer you want to wait?
Give him a little, said Myers. Eye on the front door, the driveway, the walk.
I’m turning off the engine.
Leave it on. It’s cold out.
He shut it off.
Hello Gray, good to see you. It’s Myers. So you’re still living alone, I see. Gained a few pounds, put on a few years, lost a hair or two, huh, pal? We sat in the same room for fourteen weeks running once. We gazed at numbers on a board. We bubbled in our Scantron sheets, put down our pencils when done. I suspect your grades were as middling as mine. Maybe worse—you’re dumber. Remember the macaroni, the buttered toast? The jello salad? That’s right, we ate food that came out of the same troughs. I missed my chance to gut you right then.
He had memories of Gray from college days. Gray had appeared some sophomore year and sat in the cafeteria with a backpack. He rifled through papers, scribbled, dog-eared, lined up his bottles of soda. After that he mostly vanished into the public transportation system—Myers recalled a glimpse of him leaning around the bus stop. Myers could remember no award of any sort being given the man. No sailing trophy, no honor roll, no debate club. No special interests, no reading Mein Kampf on the quad or passing out religious pamphlets, no part in any play.
What happened to your head anyway? said the cabman.
My head? Myers wiped his nose. Oh, I think I’m coming down with a cold.
Gray (he’d say, putting down his briefcase, propping an arm on the doorframe), I rode all the way from New York today. I had the worst day of my life. Six hours on a train will do things to a man. I feel like I’ve got a broken hip now. I feel like I’ve got a broken neck. And I’m tacked to all this suitcase crap. I have to tell you, Gray, for your sake I wish I had a broken neck, I really do. A man with a broken neck knows the thing is over. His enemies are safe. The way it stands now—I hate to say it—for you, it’s not looking good.
He remembered Gray’s room had been next to the kid who sang on the balcony, the asshole who sang though he had no voice for it, and even if he had, nobody remembered buying a ticket and standing in line to hear any singing, so why did he have to let the whole building in free?
The crew cut, the hard face, the cabman. I’m off soon, he said.
Myers could jimmy the door. After all, they had been classmates. It was better than riding all this way and not bothering to confirm he wasn’t there. Better than going as far as the train, as far as the Syracuse depot, the cab, the curb, the mat, and then giving up, not even attempting the house itself. If anyone asked, came prowling by with a shotgun, he could say, Oh, he asked me to drop in, bring in the mail, water whatever stood it, that order of thing.
What else does Myers remember from those college days when Gray was around and Myers ignored him, just let the guy walk on by while Myers was wrapped up in his own bleak affairs, his own muddles? He remembered Gray’s room had been next to the kid who sang on the balcony, the asshole who sang though he had no voice for it, and even if he had, nobody remembered buying a ticket and standing in line to hear any singing, so why did he have to let the whole building in free? Gray had often been half on the scene that way—accidentally present, nearby someone doing something.
In fact Gray had been the most unremarkable student the town had ever seen, and he went that way, unremarked on, through four years of auto-replay days of college and then two more for some other forgettable degree, a brief marriage, a quiet divorce. Myers had found all this out from his own unremarkable seat in front of the computer screen.
Myers hadn’t been spectacular either. He did what he was best at: sat toward the front and took notes. He managed to secure a degree in two pointless subjects (Spanish, design), pointless because, well, he’d never spoken to an actual Spanish-speaking person who wasn’t being paid for the pleasure. But he took care of his library fines, sleeved his degree in plastic, slogged away. That was the last he’d seen of Syracuse. He moved to Brooklyn, rode around on the train in a suit along with everybody else. Took one job, then another. Felt the panic of empty repetitive motion. Then one day he felt like he’d finally found a way to make it all worth waking up for, had met this amazing woman.
Myers might try this tack: Gray, I’ll remove the shotgun from your mouth but you have to tell me what happened. I may not know you well but I’ve known you longer than I’ve known most humans alive. Longer than I’ve known my own beloved wife. She’s left me at last. I mean, I’ve left her. I’ve agreed to go quietly or at least I’ve agreed to go. May as well, she’s already left, in her way.
She had amazed him, all right, first by her sheer existence, then by agreeing to marry him, and then she kept amazing him further, he could never quite get over anything she did, he just stood there, stunned, until this very morning when he’d left, and she would probably amaze him more before it was done, yep.
It was night now. Outside, a car dome light spotlit a final woman tugging a grocery bag from a backseat and out into the pour. The color ran over the cement, the scrap of red purse, mud-yellow hair, bluish coat. Was that someone coming down the sidewalk? Too dark to see.
Other tiny college memories: Gray staring out the window of the library. Gray working the town video counter for a while. Had no car back then, could be seen walking, his head above the snowdrifts.
The cabman turned around in his seat, the headrest between them.
Is your wife really friends with this guy?
Oh, they have a special bond, all right.
You better not go near this guy, said the cabman, arm hooked over the seat. Whatever he did with your wife, it’s over.
I don’t want your advice.
It’s not advice.
Just take me to a hotel.
My shift is over. Get out.
Out of the cab, buddy.
I’ll need my suitcase.
The only thing to do now was to check into this crap hotel, put his crap down, and emerge with a grimmer outlook.
The hotel, the situation of the hotel, the predicament of it, out there on the outskirts of town, couldn’t have been worse. All the hollow blocks, all the horizontal landscapes of his dreams. Somebody had come and flattened the earth down like this, as an intentional act, and then swept it clean of debris, put in these space-age cartons. This series of low-gravity chambers, a cheap trial run, a sample of the final made from chrome. It was the ugliest building of his life, a cluster of antennae and plates sticking off the roof, a few bleak balconies looking out over a wash rack of highways, a breeze chilling through. Strings of parked cars receded away into a dense thicket of lots.
So Gray hadn’t come home. The lesson learned here was to not ever, ever look forward to anything, ever. Crush expectation. Count on nothing but your own grave. The only thing to do now was to check into this crap hotel, put his crap down, and emerge with a grimmer outlook.
His own smallness, his solitude, the cul-de-sac of his mind.
He’d asked her to marry him almost immediately on meeting her. He knew right away he would love her.
Places Gray might be: He might be standing on linoleum or carpet, his shoes in contact with it. Or he might not be standing. He might be lying down on soft sheets at this time of day, as in sleep, love, or illness. He might be next to a table, sitting at it. He might have his elbows on it. Or he might be in water, or falling through air toward it, diving. Pool, lake, ocean. Or it might have nothing to do with water, but there might be grass or trees or other markers suggesting nature.
Who could even imagine all the places Gray might be right now?
Not that the man had that much to leave. Look at this town. Myers had just walked through it in the rain. To get to this hotel.
But that’s the way humans and objects roll over the earth, like water displacing other water. One human going this way with a few personal items in tow while another scoots off another way, and meanwhile the rain and the birds and the mountains falling to the ground, the pull of gravity tugging it all in, while things try to slide around to the left or right without banging into anything so hard that it might be smashed, or so softly that it might not be noticed.
The fact was that he was finding himself here and not where he had wanted.
The hotel rose overhead, a structure of plaster and dust, a few pieces of it torn away like an abandoned site. Strips of yellowing grass between parking lots. Above, the pinkish sky. Myers could be anywhere right now. Further proof of the great lack of imagination on the part of humanity: to look at the land and see the sameness that one sees in one’s heart. No one should spend their life going through places like this. One’s mind and soul may look like this, but to have to see it outside oneself was really just too much.
I’ll need a room and a car, said Myers at the desk.
I’ll need the car tonight.
He rolled his suitcase down the corridor. Would go back tonight and wait Gray out. The guy would have to show up sometime. At least in the morning. Sometime he would have to come home and brush his teeth.
Suitcase. It contained belongings like all belongings, removed from the premises of his home, placed in a trunk, and then that rode on the rack across the state. Just pieces of cloth, cut, dyed, arranged, and sealed together with thread to approximate the shape of his body. Folded and stapled papers, such as his passport (in case of a trip to Niagara Falls—look out, Gray! don’t lean over the edge), laptop…
I’m checking in. I’ve checked in. I’m in a hotel. Like a vacation.
A vacation, his wife said.
Yes. Of sorts.
(She made a sound.)
What was that?
That was laughter. It expresses mirth.
What is so goddamn funny?
You on vacation.
Why is that funny?
You never take vacations.
Yes, I do. I do all the time.
You go see your parents twice a year.
Wife. Here is an index of all the words he had read aloud to her from letters, books, menus during their year of courtship and nearly three years of marriage. Here is an abridged list of random thoughts he’d had before drifting off to sleep any old night during these four years they’d spent together. Here is a list of the trips they’d taken, together or apart, the number of nights each of them had spent outside the New York metro area since meeting. Here is a list of items purchased. Here is a list of the gifts they’d given each other on holidays, in chronological order, then in order of most appreciated, least disliked. Here is a list of the times each had said the other’s name, and the times they’d had sex, arranged into groups by position, then entered into a ledger in order of duration, in order of urgency, first to last, best to worst.
She slipped through crowds, spoke softly, never screeched, but somehow could always be heard. He loved that about her. Even her applause was understated. She had thin hands.
The hotel room itself was worse, some sort of misunderstanding between human and machine, a mistake about the meaning of the word “clean.” A “fresh” smell like poison gas, or a scent intended to lure and trap and kill. Or about the meaning of “convenient,” contraptions bolted into walls and tables as if built by an alien tribe based on descriptions read from dictionaries—lamp, remote control, pencil cup—so that it looked like a reconstruction by someone who had never seen the original. It looked like the entire container could be picked up and carried off at any moment without rattle or disarray, could be tossed into the trash without any pieces flying out. A habitat for the human creature, a replica, a “house” that could be hosed down and ready in a minute should the human die off and need replacement.
I take vacations.
You don’t like going anywhere.
I’m on vacation right now.
No, you’re not.
I’m in a hotel room, aren’t I? You don’t believe me? Call the front desk and ask.
Being in a hotel room does not mean you’re on vacation. I can think of plenty of reasons why someone might be in a hotel room and not on vacation.
Oh sure, blame it on the dead.
That could count as a vacation.
Divorce does not count.
It does not.
The business center downstairs was another insult to recover from, another bland cage he thrust himself into, a place based on a belief in beige. As if the inhabitants were insane and needed soothing, or as if they had underdeveloped brains and could only register simple images, stick figures in place of words. Remain calm. Go this way in case of sudden, violent emergency. And perhaps he was such an inhabitant. Perhaps so.
I could take a vacation if I goddamn well felt like it.
You’re not on one now.
Damn well could be.
But you’re not. And what happened to your—what did you call him? oh, yes—your “friend”?
He’s, well, he’s…
I have to go. I have a meeting in the morning.
I bet you do.
He sat down at a terminal. His email lit up the screen, mass-market mud filled his box. Amid it he noticed, suddenly, one in particular. A message floated up from its waterlogged porthole, shed of its cellophane.
He had an email from Gray.
Myers! What a surprise. In from the city? Of course I remember you. How could I forget a man with a head like yours? Sorry to have missed you. You should have called first. I’m on vacation, my friend, in the land of my dreams, the most beautiful country in the world—Nicaragua, of all spots to see the sun. I had to get out of there. That town is a saddle on a wild stag. Have fun in Syracuse. Decay away! If you can break a window and crawl over glass, my place is yours.
Myers walked to reception.
You can cancel the car, he said.
Deb Olin Unferth is the author of the story collection Minor Robberies. This story is from the novel, Vacation, published by McSweeney’s Press