By Ed Winstead
Guernica Editor in Chief Joel Whitney tracked down Noam Chomsky to get his opinion on the President’s recently revealed “kill list.”
“The kill list and associated antics are too much for me. I’ll have to fall back on Mark Twain’s frustration when he tried to satirize the much-lauded war criminal General Funston. He gave up. He said that Funston is satire incarnated,” said Chomsky.
You heard it here first: Nothing says Funston like killing an American citizen with a drone.
Ed Winstead is an editorial intern at Guernica.